You know what I’m grateful for? That they never made movie covers for the Harry Potter books. Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that?
when u find out someone super hot also has an amazing personality
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
i don’t even want a relationship i just want someone to grab my butt & tell me i’m hot
can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars