b8in4satan:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YES

(Source: bobsburgerraps, via ruinedchildhood)

lockedin221b:

candoramity:

You know what I’m grateful for? That they never made movie covers for the Harry Potter books. Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that?

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thatwetshirt:

andy dwyer, king of logic

(via ifoundapairofsocks)

spacethefinalfuck:

thebigfour-ahojako:

satan-chan:

Incredible cosplay

I think that he took cosplay a little bit too far.

he saw his chance and he took it

weepingdildo:

when u find out someone super hot also has an amazing personality 

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(via shits-and-giggles-and-shit)

  • me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
  • me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours
  • cleverkats:

    Well behaved women rarely make history

    -Eleanor Roosevelt

    (via harrylilyjamespotter)

    priceofliberty:

    hellabiafra:

    vegasmo:

    Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

    *goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

    Animal: *licks its own asshole*

    human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

    (via k999)

    oomshi:

    i don’t even want a relationship i just want someone to grab my butt & tell me i’m hot

    (via i-just-cant-get-enoughhh)

    theirhappyistooloud:

fucking thank you

    hungarian:

    if i don’t talk to myself who will

    (via i-just-cant-get-enoughhh)

    mpreg-tony:

uncontrollablyspooky:

I PHYSICALLY CAN’T NOT REBLOG THIS WHEN IT COMES UP ON MY DASH
IT’S TOO COOL

It’s called Winterguard. It’s a sport. Those girls are marching band color-guard girls during the summer touring season, and during the winter they compete against other color-guard teams to music. Costumes, props, mats, everything has to be carried onto the gym floor and then taken back away and counts as part of your performance time. 
So when Family Guy or other popular media makes fun of color-guard girls, it pisses me off. We are not rejected cheerleaders. We are what you see above. We kick ass. We spin rifles and flags and sabers. 

    weedjoke420:

    can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

    (via krvsty)

    iamsmallcat:

    the last one killed me

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via epic-humor)

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